Jesus was Breastfed.

This story came from a discussion forum in the UK…”Tescos” is a
supermarket chain there. I copied it from Hathor the Cowgoddess' website.

Went to Abigail’s school Christmas concert. Each class did a little
something followed by a song or 2. Anyway, Ab’s class did a Nativity scene,
with Ab as Mary. A few minutes into their bit Ab promptly lifted her dress &
shoved baby Jesus up it. The script then wandered away from what they’d
learnt & goes as follows….

Joseph: “What are you doing?”
Mary: “I’m feeding our baby”
Shepherd: “Have you got a bottle up there then?”
Mary: “Don’t be silly he’s having milk from my booby”
Joseph: “That’s disgusting”
Mary: “No, that baby milk they have in Tescos is disgusting. My baby’s
having proper milk”
Shepherd: “What’s a booby?”
Mary: “Those sticky out bits ladies have”
Shepherd: “They’re not boobies, they’re nipples”
Mary: “No they’re not, they’re boobies”
Joseph: “So why can’t Jesus have milk from a bottle then?”
Mary: “Because I haven’t got a breast pump with me - you forgot to put it on
the donkey”
Shepherd: “Can’t you ask the teacher for a bottle to feed Jesus with?”
Mary: “No because this is the best way to feed Jesus. Anyway bottles haven’t
been invented yet & even if they were I’ve just had a baby so if you think
I’m faffing about round Tescos to buy baby milk when I make proper milk in
my boobies you can think again”

I felt a teeny bit sorry for their class teacher - she did try her best to
steer them back towards their proper lines but she was laughing so much she
didn’t really stand a chance. The line about Joseph forgetting the breast
pump finished her off - she slid to the floor & couldn’t get up for
laughing….


I really want one of these shirts! Jesus Was Breastfed.