Here is the scene-Mama zoned out on the computer. Emailing a friend. 2 1/2 year old girl naked, because she just pooped a little on the potty (WHOO HOO! YIPPEE!) and we are at home, so she can be.
2 year old girl goes downstairs to the kitchen. She wants the potty training candies (jelly beans) that are in a container on TOP of the refrigerator. We just bought them at the store an hour ago so she is totally obsessed with getting some (why she pooped on the potty? I think so.)Mama still zoned out on computer hears a scream. It takes a few moments for her to get off her zoned out butt and go downstairs.
What she finds-One 2 year old girl, hanging on the fridge. Feet on the water/ice dispenser tray. Hand gripping the TOP of the freezer door. Chair under 2 year old girl (as well as 2 year old girl's legs oh and refrigerator door) covered in poop and pee. 2 year old girl screaming her head off.
What she does-
Grabs 2 year old girl under the armpits, and rushes her to the shower. Then runs back downstairs to clean up the mess before the dog does. When she gets to mess, dog is licking her face, having just eaten the poop.
Sigh... maybe I should stay off of the computer... but what did I do? Rush on here to write it down and share it... so gross.